Georgia Man Tries to Deposit One Million Dollar Bill

Million dollar billI will resist the southern jokes, and instead just focus on the facts…

Authorities say one Alexander D. Smith, 31, walked into a Clearwater, Georgia bank and attempted to deposit some money into his bank account. He proceeded to curse out the bank teller and was promptly arrested, but disorderly content was not his only charge. As it turns out, stupidity has risen to a new level as Mr. Smith thought that it would be wise to try to deposit one million dollars into his account, something that will raise eyebrows even in Dubai. The real biggie: he only had one bill with him, and it was a one million dollar bill.

What do I say to that? This guy probably walked into the bank thinking he was the cleverest man east of the Mississippi, but maybe if he made it through the first grade he would have learned that the U.S. Mint has never printed anything close to a one million dollar bill.

The picture is of the actual bill the dumbass tried to use. He was also charged with another count of fraud for writing a bad check to buy some cigarettes. Ladies, he’s single! I hope.

By Erik Samdahl
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  • AnOnYmOuS…

    A 1 million dollar bill definately does exist …it has the statue of liberty on it. Ask somebody that knows more than you do. Google it.

  • Pooja

    Ok, “AnOnYmOuS…” the million dollar bill
    does not actually exsist. Your such a fool!

  • bfgbfb

    obama said there were only fake million dollar bills you dumb fucks

  • CaitlynConvict!

    Okay like wtf. We ALL know there is NO SUCH thing as a one million dollar bill. So. That man was pretty oblivious and stupid. Dumbass.

  • Sadly, there are many more dumb people in this world than stupid people. Hopefully there are more smart people than REALLY stupid people, however.

  • my girls mother has a million dollar bill and it is real 1976 its pretty old am lookin to get 1 and a half million dollars for it if you are interrested contact me at

  • Dej
  • daceng

    Although not negotiable, there is more than one million dollar bills. I have one. They are crisp and worth whatever anyone will pay for it. They were made for the millionaires club of America in 1988. Look it up.

  • iamthemoneyman


    yes, people have tried to use them before, but they are all fake. all of them.

    the highest current bill is 100,000 and it is illegal for people to use also, it is only for use for inter-bank transactions.

    the highest current bill that can legaly be used by an ordinary citizen is 100.

  • Bill

    Is Alexander D. Smith really just 3 years old, as your story claims? Maybe he really DID think it was real, then… I didn’t realize they gave 3-year-olds bank accounts, though…

  • @Bill – That is very curious. I updated his age to 31. You may want to look here for a more detailed description of what happened, as it appears some of my facts are not correct (which is why I’m not a news journalist). Still pretty funny, though.

  • david

    they arrested a young child from wildwood not georga and it was not printed by printer but made by some one who determines numerous curencyes

  • Joy