Johnny Depp: Eight Bad Movies, Two Good Movies Since 2001

johnny-depp-movies.jpgI like Johnny Depp. He’s a fun, dynamic actor. But ever since Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl put him back on the map, critics and audiences alike have kissed his butt like he is the ruler of the world. Has everyone failed to notice that he has only done two good movies since Blow in 2001?

That’s right, you heard me! Sure, some of his bad movies weren’t THAT bad, but they sure as hell weren’t that good, and some have been downright awful. Here are the good ones:

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black
    The idea sounded dreadful from the start, but somehow Disney and Johnny Depp managed to make an entertaining, funny and dark “family” film. A surprisingly good film, especially considering it’s based on a theme park ride.
  • Finding Neverland
    This award-winning drama wasn’t particularly memorable, but was still entrancing while you were watching it.

And that’s it! Two good movies in the last seven years, yet Depp is still as popular as ever. That’s all fine and good, but acknowledge his failures, people!

The bad ones:

  • Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
    This follow-up to one of my favorite action films of all time – Desperado – was supposed to kick ass, but instead it was one of the worst movies ever to grace the silver screen. Depp was dreadful in it, too.
  • Secret Window (2004)
    This movie was good for a while, until the final act killed any chance of it being any good. The final minutes are particularly bad, especially when Depp dons braces.
  • The Libertine (2004)
    Not as dreadful as it was boring, most people probably don’t even know Depp starred in this film – if they even heard of it in the first place.
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
    Another Tim Burton collaboration, this one had the makings of being awesome, except Depp’s portrayal of Willy Wonka came off more like a creepy Michael Jackson than anything else. Again, not horrible, but not very goo, either.
  • Corpse Bride (2005)
    Probably his best of the bad, the only thing wrong with Corpse Bride is that it is no Nightmare Before Christmas. It was mildly entertaining but never very engaging.
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)
    They should have left it as a sequel. This movie sucked balls.
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)
    Not quite as bad as #2, this one still also sucked balls.
  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
    Quite possibly the worst musical I have seen in a long while. Depp isn’t bad as the title character, and Tim Burton tries, but the story is surprisingly dull and the musical, presumably derived from the play, is terrible and often cringe-inducing.
By Erik Samdahl
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  • very insightful, i was wondering what happened to ol’ johnny

  • Jo

    Johhny Depp is played out…sick and tired of him trying to run the show ALL the time….he plays himself and doesnt act…he may be enertaining but most of us are just sick and tired of him…go and have a long holiday Johnny somewhere like Tasmania

  • Jo

    Johnny Depp has overstayed his welcome…sick and tired of him and wish he would go for a long long holiday to Tasmania or Iceland or do a trek accross the Antarctic…He doesnt act well…he just plays himself using his mouth to slur…Dont say we’re going to get ANOTHER dose of JB in the Pirates…thank god we arent obliged to do…..Hope it is banned by fans

  • tegan mok

    hey ok i like johnny depp and even more jack sparrow he is the best,and if anyone says pirates of the caribbean or any other movie he does sucks balls they can. mabey you dont like him but people do so if you dont well suck it up he is the best so you dont have to make a website about it.

  • tegan mok

    if you think he should go and die in tasmiania or iceland so baddly, you should. you probaly think i am an annoying fan but who cares you should get off your high horse and have symphathy. he can act you just cant see it, what if you were him and acted exellent and people like yourself say he is just a version of himself using a slur mouth… my final words are SUCK IT UP AND GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE!!!!!!

  • Well I agree you guys are an insult to the insulting you guys are an elusion to the elusioning and if you want to be mean to someone do it to your friends or yourself because although you don’t care about what me and Tegan think, I would suggest that you make a website about how insulting and horrible you guys are being, it’s not nice and it’s bullying. And no one over stays their welcome unless you know them personly. I would expect that you have thought through this and tried at least to consider his feelings as he has not done anything to you!!