With J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek coming to theaters this Friday, it seemed as good of time as any to put into words the truth about the Star Trek series: the ultimate ranking of the movies. Here you go, and if you disagree, let me know how you’re wrong:
- Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
The performances, action and emotion in this movie are beyond comparison. That being said, I almost liked…
- Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
…as much. In fact, it’s pretty bad ass and features several great sequences. I’ve watched this one more than any other Star TrekThe Wrath of Khan movie, including .
- Star Trek: First Contact
After the disappointing Generations, this one kicked the TNG cast into high gear with a funny, exciting and Borg-filled action flick where the fate of Earth lies in the balance.
- Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Though it would be hard these days to pull off a movie such as this (a futuristic cast jumping back to modern time is, shall we say, cheesy), there’s something just enjoyable and funny about this one.
- Star Trek: Generations
Captain Kirk is killed off in a horribly lame way. This was not how Kirk was meant to die. At least we get to see the Enterprise go down in stunning fashion.
- Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
This Leonard Nimoy-directed film isn’t particularly good, as it suffers from rather shoddy special effects, a weak screenplay and a disappointingly dull story when compared to the previous film. Christopher Lloyd as the main Klingon villain was horrible casting, too. That being said, the movie isn’t as bad as some people make it out to be.
- Star Trek: The Motion Picture
The only Star Trek movie that feels truly dated, this one’s slow, methodical and a little too obsessed with how pretty it thinks it is (though compare it to Star Wars, which came out a year earlier, and it is really not that pretty). But, for what it’s worth, it’s still a grandiose film with an interesting ending.
- Star Trek: Nemesis
A lot of people give this one a lot of heat, and in reality it’s not that great, but it’s not nearly as bad as some people say. Sure, the villains look like Nosferatus, but it was a step in the right direction… if only they hadn’t released it at the same time as Lord of the Rings, which last time I checked has an overlapping fan base.
- Star Trek: Insurrection
This stupid movie had way too much New Age concepts for my taste, and all around came off as a fluffy, uninteresting action flick. But it’s not as bad as…
- Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
… which is truly bad. William Shatner directed this one, but it didn’t work out. Captain Kirk versus God is really not a battle anyone needs to see.
So, what do you think of the list? Am I right or am I right? And where does the new Star Trek film fall into this list…