OK, maybe the 2009 Speed Racer award goes to Terminator Salvation, but that’s perhaps a bit unfair as that movie will at least make $100 million. G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra however… God, may you bless humanity and urge everyone not to see this movie.
In the so-bad-you-almost-have-to-see-it category, G.I. Joe comes to theaters on August 7, and looks absolutely – and I mean absolutely – horrible. I’ve heard a few people say they think this movie looks OK, but if the movie trailer fooled you, how about this video clip that was first shown at the MTV Movie Awards:
This is embarassingly bad, even for Stephen Sommers.