Aliens. Explosions. Lots of special effects. It’s Battleship, 2012′s response to Transformers. A new movie trailer for the upcoming Peter Berg film is now online, and it practically pleads with the audience to go see it because it bears some resemblance to the Michael Bay franchise, going as far as to say “From HASBRO, the company that brought you Transformers.”
When did it become acceptable to market a major summer blockbuster as being from a toy company? Damn you, Michael Bay, damn you!
Admittedly, the full-length movie trailer makes Battleship look better than the teaser trailer did, though that may just be due to lowered expectations and I-don’t-give-a-f**k-anymore brain cells. Brooklyn Decker is in it, so that’s something. The special effects look pretty good. Things go boom-boom. Brooklyn Decker. Explosions.
Got distracted there.
Watch the Battleship movie trailer yourself, let us know what you think, then head over to the Battleship photo gallery where we’ve added 15 new images. Of boom-booms and Brooklyn Decker.
Brooklyn Decker in Battleship
Rihanna in Battleship. Yeah, scary.
I don’t remember these from the Hasbro game.
See more Battleship movie images.