Four awkward teens attempt to lose their virginity while on vacation. Let originality ensue.
Dark Shadows was awful, but Frankenweenie makes up for it. Almost.
If a man called and told you to tie up your pretty cashier, would you do it?
If a movie looks boring and sounds boring, that doesn't mean it is boring.
Featuring a Meryl Streep/Tommy Lee Jones sex scene. Yes oh yes.
No asked for this movie, but we got it anyway. And you know what...?
It's about as interesting as you'd expect a movie that takes place in a car to be.
Just when you think radioactive waste won't create mutated monsters.
Seann William Scott stars in this movie, and it's actually good.
I would go crazy if I lost my sense of taste, too.
Four months after watching Ted, we've finally published a movie review.
Matthew McConaughey also turns in a sizzling performance as a paid killer.
Paul W.S. Anderson has literally run out of ideas.
Ashley Greene looks great, but that's where the positives end.
Also, don't try to save women from devil worship. Or have sex.
