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The Top 10 Movie Food Moments

Stefanie over at Endless Simmer sent me a link to a blog post on her site about the top 10 movie food moments of all time. It’s a clever way to take advantage of the upcoming Oscars show by a site that generally has nothing to do with movies. I don’t necessarily agree with all […]

The Twilight Series is No Harry Potter

I watched Twilight when it came to theaters. It was surprisingly pretty good, even though it was focused more on the hormones of a teenage girl than on anything more macro such as good versus evil or protagonist versus antagonist (though one would argue that the complexities of a woman cannot be topped). Following that, […]

Study: Romantic Comedies Will Ruin Your Love Life

Guys, I know what you’re thinking. You take your girl to a romantic comedy, she is happy, you suffer only a little bit, and it pays off later in the evening. That’s all fine and good. But if you’re serious about the girl – or ladies, if you’re serious about the man (I suppose this […]

I Love Armond White

Or hate him. Actually, yes, I hate him and I don’t even know him. My roommate referred me to a name today spelled as “Armond White,” having looked at the 2% of critics who said The Wrestler, one of the best movies of 2008, wasn’t worth a fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Thus, we were […]

UPS is Holding My Package Hostage!

It was Christmas last week, though one wouldn’t know it. In Seattle, we had record, if not at least near-record snowfalls over the last week and a half, essentially crippling the roads with snow and ice that most Seattle drivers have no clue how to handle. Hell, two buses nearly slid off a 50-foot drop-off […]

Seahawks Win Two in a Row! Against Bret Favre!

I’m a pretty diehard Seahawks fan, but with the way the season has turned out this year, I’m glad I only ended up going to three games this year. I went to their first win, against the St. Louis Rams, and then to a close loss against our arch rivals, the Arizona Cardinals. And I […]

Vote for Obama… But Vote Anyway!

It’s no surprise that FilmJabber supports Barack Obama in his bid for Presidency, but if you’re 18-years or older, and an American citizen, you have a right and privilege to vote and should take advantage of such. Your vote does count (well, in some states more than others), and by not voting, you’re saying, “I […]

The Sarah Palin Song, or Why Sarah Palin is Wrong for the USA

My friend Jessie forwarded me this video the other day, called the Sarah Palin Song. The video is basically two (very bad) singers serenading how ridiculous Sarah Palin is, and I tend to agree. Anyone who describes the Vice President’s job as “in charge of the Senate” (and no, not just to 3rd graders) and […]

McCain, His Supporter and a Dangerous Black Man

An adamant John McCain supporter and recruiter was attacked recently by a 6’4 black man while getting cash at an ATM. This horrible black man, supposedly upset that this girl was stupid enough to vote for John McCain, etched a “B” into her cheek with a knife and told her that she was now a […]

Anne Hathaway’s Man Gets 4 1/2 Years of Prison, Rekindles Romance

Despite Raffaello Follieri being sentenced to 4 1/2 years of prison, Anne Hathaway has said that the former couple is looking to rekindle their relationship. OK, not really, but I wanted to point out that Hathaway, as she must have realized by this point, has really bad taste in men. Sure, the guy could have […]

Beyonce is Now Sasha Fierce

Oh, Beyonce, how I loathe the. I’ve never been a fan of the smiling beauty and probably never will be, despite her being ridiculously hot and slightly younger than me. I don’t know why, but there’s something about her incessant need to smile – and her attempts at an acting career (I was not tricked […]

Paul Newman Dies

Legendary actor Paul Newman has died at the age of 83 after a battle with cancer. And no, to those readers who haven’t appreciated my fake articles, this is no joke. He had most lately been attached to a project to direct Of Mice and Men in the fall, but dropped that earlier this year […]

Moving, Computer Problems and Spider Bites

What a wonderful month September has been. I say that with all the enthusiasm, exciting and sincerity I can muster. There have been successes. At work (no, not FilmJabber, but real work), I helped launch a new product and get a partnership off the ground. But the weeks leading up to it were busy. Real […]

Seahawks Look More Like Mariners in Opener

The Seattle Seahawks. Once again expected to win the NFC West and go to the playoffs for Mike Holmgren’s last season. Seattle sports fans have anticipated the beginning of football season for months, not because the Seahawks have consistently been our sole quality franchise over the last five or so years, but because we’ve already […]

Tommy Lee Jones Sues Over No Country for Old Men

It was announced today that Tommy Lee Jones, who, ultimately, turned out to be a completely useless character in No Country for Old Men, is suing Paramount Pictures, the makers of No Country for Old Men, for over $10 million dollars from the film. Jones is asking for “significant box-office bonuses” and other compensation he […]
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