The new movie Devil, marketed as M. Night Shyamalan’s Devil, was neither written nor directed by the great-turned-awful director, but it may as well have been. A laugh-inducing, horribly written and sadly directed horror-thriller, Devil is about as fun to watch as it is to listen to elevator music. Read the full Devil movie review.
Woody Allen’s You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger debuts in theaters today, and we’re celebrating with a big giveaway and, even more special, our opinion! Enter today to win the You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger giveaway, and then head on over to our movie review. The romantic comedy-drama features an all-star cast […]
This year is apparently the year for team-based action movies. Before The A-Team and The Expendables there was the March flop The Losers, which is based on a DC/Vertigo comic book. Starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Zoe Saldana, Chris Evans, Idris Elba, Columbus Short, Oscar Jaenada and Jason Patric, the movie is a mildly entertaining but […]
Ben Stiller plays the title character in Greenberg, a dark drama-comedy from director Noah Baumbach, who since the excellent The Squid and the Whale has failed to rekindle that fine balance of depressing and disturbing and funny. Greenberg continues the trend. Read FilmJabber’s full Greenberg movie review.
Sometimes you have to sell out to do good. Someone told me that once. Not really. Many of Kevin Smith’s small but devoted legion of fans – which includes me – cried foul when Cop Out debuted, and it’s understandable why. A generic buddy cop movie starring Bruce Willis and Tracey Morgan, Cop Out is […]
For those of you who’ve read my reviews for quite some time, you know I cannot understand the appeal of Jennifer Lopez. She’s beautiful, but neither her music nor movie careers have given audiences much to celebrate. In the new movie The Back-Up Plan, J-Lo proves she hasn’t lost her touch for selecting forgettable, waste-of-time […]
Fifteen years after Heat and four years after The Departed, Ben Affleck looks to stamp his place in crime fiction with a new, gritty action-drama set on the streets of Boston. The Town, about a group of increasingly violent bank robbers, is the opening act for awards season. Affleck stars as Doug MacRay, the leader […]
With M. Night Shyamalan’s Devil coming to theaters this weekend (he produced it, but didn’t direct or write it, thankfully), it only seems fitting to review his summer disaster The Last Airbender. Here’s the movie review for this movie: Let’s not even dwell on M. Night Shyamalan’s career. He used to make good movies. Now […]
Amanda Seyfried stars in her second romantic drama of 2010, but thankfully Letters to Juliet isn’t based on a Nicholas Sparks novel. The movie is still utterly predictable, but focuses on a more interesting subplot than audiences are used to. The previews for Letters to Juliet made the movie out to be incredibly bland and […]
I don’t like to like what other people like. Why, I don’t know. I just don’t. So when a friend, and then another friend, and then a coworker and some homeless bum on the corner told me that I would like Modern Family – no, love Modern Family – I shrugged them off. Fine, I […]
From the director of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire comes Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, the summer box office fizzle and latest attempt to turn a video game into a live action picture coming to DVD and Blu-Ray this Tuesday. Action there is aplenty, but the movie spends too much time […]
Remaking modern, foreign-made movies for American audiences is a frustrating tactic studios have been expanding recently. Whether it’s Ringu or Let the Right One In, or The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, the American versions can at best match their foreign language counterparts and more often than not end up being simply shells of the […]
Jessica Alba stands naked in her bathroom. Lindsay Lohan and her on-screen mother, both naked, make out with Danny Trejo. Danny Trejo cuts out a man’s intestines and uses them to swing to safety. Cheech Marin plays a priest who kills indiscriminately. Sound interesting? Sounds like Machete. Read FilmJabber’s full Machete movie review.
At times, life can suck. Especially if you screw your clients out of money and cheat on your girlfriend with her 18-year old daughter. Oh, and if you’re dying. These are the challenges Michael Douglas faces in his latest drama – Solitary Man – which is now available on DVD and Blu-Ray. Read FilmJabber’s full […]
Lost is over, which means I have 20 or more hours that I previously spent agonizing, debating and arguing one of the most complex, intelligent and emotionally satisfying television shows ever produced to devote to other activities, like sleeping. It had its ups and downs, but people who abandoned it partway through missed out much […]