FilmJabber Movie Reviews
Facebook Movie GroupTwitter Movie FollowGoogle+ Movie Group

Login | Join | Help

Search

The FilmJabber Movie Blog

Review: The Expendables 2 Relies on Low Expectations

November 19th, 2012
expendables-2

Old people just don’t know when to quit. Sylvester Stallone and the rest of his washed-up gang are back in The Expendables 2, a dumb, silly sequel to a movie that needed to be dumber and sillier. The first Expendables was a big, fat disappointment for a multitude of reasons. The Expendables 2 proves that low expectations can pay dividends. Sort of.

Read FilmJabber’s full The Expendables 2 movie review.

Review: ‘The Watch’ is Not What it Seems

November 18th, 2012
the-watch

A gang of idiots combines forces to hunt down a murderer only to learn that the murderer is an alien plotting an invasion of their small town in The Watch, a film that is less notable for any of its own merits and more for being affected by the George Zimmerman/Trayvon Martin shooting case.

Read FilmJabber’s full The Watch movie review.

Twilight Box Office Opening Puts Harry Potter Battle to Rest

November 18th, 2012
twlight-breaking-dawn-part-2

Twilight is no Harry Potter, according to the box office numbers for the opening weekend of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2, presumably and hopefully the last entry in the wretched franchise. 

Read the full article »

Review: ‘The Raven’ Pecks Out Edgar Allen Poe’s Eyes

November 14th, 2012
raven-john-cusack

Edgar Allen Poe was a morbid little guy. So naturally, director James McTeigue (V for Vendetta) has made a movie about Edgar Allen Poe investigating a series of murders inspired by Edgar Allen Poe poems. John Cusack plays Edgar Allen Poe, but unfortunately The Raven pales in comparison to the writer’s real work.

Read FilmJabber’s full The Raven movie review.

Blu-Ray Review: Savages

November 13th, 2012
savages-oliver-stone

After a lackluster theatrical run that found the $45-million Savages earning only $77 million worldwide – hardly a profitable venture after marketing and print costs are taken into account – the Oliver Stone action-thriller tears its way onto Blu-ray and DVD.

Read the full article »

James Bond Finds ‘Skyfall’ a Box Office Windfall

November 11th, 2012
severine-james-bond-skyfall

James Bond is seeing green unlike anything he has seen before. Box office reports have the critically praised 007 film Skyfall debuting to $87.8 million – not counting the $2.2 million it earned on Thursday in IMAX theaters – the biggest opening for a James Bond movie ever. Even when adjusted for inflation.

Read the full article »

Spy Kids No More – Alexa Vega Struts Her Stuff

November 10th, 2012
alexa-vega-bikini-machete-2-spy-kids

She’s not a Spy Kid anymore. Alexa Vega, the star of the Robert Rodriguez family-oriented action franchise has graduated to one of the director’s more adult franchises: she will have a part in the upcoming sequel Machete Kills, which stars Danny Trejo.

Read the full article »

Win Big With The Amazing Spider-Man

November 10th, 2012
amazing-spider-man-giveaway

The Amazing Spider-Man - now on Blu-ray and DVD – is the story of Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield), an outcast high schooler who was abandoned by his parents as a boy, leaving him to be raised by his Uncle Ben (Martin Sheen) and Aunt May (Sally Field). Like most teenagers, Peter is trying to figure out who he is and how he got to be the person he is today. Peter is also finding his way with his first high school crush, Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone).

We’re giving away an Amazing Spider-Man Blu-ray prize pack, so enter today.

Review: Spielberg + Day-Lewis = ‘Lincoln’

November 9th, 2012
lincoln-daniel-day-lewis

Where’s John Wilkes Booth when you need him? Steven Spielberg’s highly anticipated Lincoln – starring none other than Daniel Day-Lewis – has finally trotted into theaters, but the sweeping epic it could have and should have been instead is a two-and-a-half-hour-long courtroom procedural that will bore general audiences.

Read FilmJabber’s full Lincoln movie review.

Review: ‘A Late Quartet’ Hits the Right Note

November 9th, 2012
late-quartet

From the director of nothing comes a subtle but impactful drama starring three Oscar heavyweights. A Late Quartet, about the emotional unraveling of a famous string quartet, is explosively delicious and features some of the better performances of the year, though some might find it simply quaint.

Read FilmJabber’s full A Late Quartet movie review.

Review: ‘The Details’ is Better Than the Title Suggests

November 8th, 2012
the-details

It’s the inevitable spiral effect: what begins with raccoons will eventually end in murder. Tobey Maguire stars in The Details, a surprisingly entertaining film where its biggest fault is its generically awful title. The movie also stars Elizabeth Banks, Kerry Washington, Ray Liotta, Laura Linney and Dennis Haysbert.

Read our full The Details movie review.

Review: Is ‘Skyfall’ the Best James Bond Ever?

November 8th, 2012
skyfall-daniel-craig

Four years after Quantum of Solace and two years after MGM filed for bankruptcy, Bond – James Bond, that is – is back in what is undoubtedly one of the best films of the franchise. Directed by Oscar winner Sam Mendes, best known for American Beauty, Skyfall is grand, sophisticated and abnormally personal. Its only problem: it doesn’t always feel like a Bond film.

Read FilmJabber’s full Skyfall movie review.

Review: Jack Black Overachieves in ‘Bernie’

November 7th, 2012
bernie-jack-black

Jack Black turns in the best performance of his career in Bernie, where he plays a friendly, possibly gay mortician who befriends a cranky old woman but then, with a momentary burst of insanity, shoots her dead. Funny, interesting and based on a true story, Bernie is a welcome surprise.

Read FilmJabber’s full Bernie movie review.

Review: Oscar-Nominated ‘Footnote’ is Almost Great

November 7th, 2012
footnote-movie

Silent tension erupts between a father and son both nominated for the same prestigious award in the Oscar-nominated foreign film Footnote, a compelling drama that is engaging until it isn’t.

Read FilmJabber’s full Footnote movie review.

Review: ‘Klown’ is Inappropriate, but Is It Funny?

November 5th, 2012
klown

Allegedly, some critics have compared the Danish comedy Klown to The Hangover. Others, as promoted on the Blu-ray cover, call it "the funniest movie of the year." Klown is not like The Hangover nor is it the funniest movie of the year, but the oddly disturbing, politically incorrect and painfully awkward film has just enough cringe-inducing moments to make it worth the journey.

Read FilmJabber’s full Klown movie review.