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Friday Box Office: Jumper Jumps, Definitely, Maybe Slumps

February 16th, 2008

Jumper Movie PosterThe Friday box office results for the February 15-17 weekend (or for the February 14 to February 18 Valentine’s Day to President’s Day weekend) are here, and they imply a pretty impressive turnout for several new and returning films.

The Hayden Christensen-starring sci-fi thriller Jumper benefited from a lack of action films and a slick-looking premise to win Friday, after finishing in a “near dead heat” with Step Up 2 the Streets on Thursday. Jumper earned $8.2 million on Friday, bringing its two-day cume to $14.84.

Step Up 2 the Streets earned $6.25 million, The Spiderwick Chronicles $4.75 million and Definitely, Maybe only $2.9 million, for a disappointing fifth place finish. On the other hand, last week’s winner Fool’s Gold earned $3.9 million.

Here are the five day predications from Slashfilm:

  1. Jumper (Fox) – $34.47M
  2. Step Up 2 the Streets (Disney) – $28.45M
  3. The Spiderwick Chronicles (Paramount) – $25.35M
  4. Fool’s Gold (Warner Bros) -$18.75M
  5. Definitely Maybe (Universal) – $14.4M
  6. Welcome Back, Roscoe Jenkins (Universal) – $11.29M
  7. Juno (Fox Searchlight) – $5.56M
  8. The Bucket List (Warner Bros) – $4.99M
  9. Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds (Disney) – $4.58M
  10. 27 Dresses (Fox) – $4.19M

The Happening (2008) Trailer and Trailer Review

February 16th, 2008

The teaser trailer for M. Night Shyalaman’s upcoming movie The Happening is online now. The movie looks pretty good, though I am skeptical after Shyalaman’s last two films (The Village and The Lady in the Water). Lady in the Water was particularly bad, while The Village just failed to live up to expectations set by Shyalaman’s other films.

The Happening stars Mark Wahlberg as a man who takes his family on the run as people around the world begin to die off to what appears to be at first a biological attack, then a natural biological disaster, and then something else much more ominous. The teaser trailer, as it is called despite having a running time of over two minutes, is pretty good. What does “pretty good mean”? It doesn’t capture the attention nearly as much as those for The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable or Signs, as it does not manage to establish the sense of any immediate suspense or thrilling moments. The teaser trail is a tad subdued, perhaps too much for its own good, and at the same time I have to give it to the marketing department for depicting the movie as a little different from Shyalaman’s other films. After all, his credibility has turned from near Spielberg-esque appreciation to muted hesitation, and something other than his name is needed to get people into seats.

The presence of Wahlberg, the different look to the film and the epic scale of the film do favor The Happening, and I am certainly intrigued to see what Shyalaman has in store for us. I’m actually hoping he doesn’t have a twist ending built into this one, though I might change my mind once I’m sitting in the theater. Regardless, I’m intrigued, though the marketing department will have to work hard to convince people that The Happening is more of the old Shyalaman than of the new; good reviews will also be necessary.

Indiana Jones 4 Teaser Trailer Review

February 16th, 2008

The teaser trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is now online, as I’m sure you know. Easily one of the most anticipated sequel of all times, the fourth Indiana Jones returns Harrison Ford to what is arguably his most memorable role (or is that Han Solo?). Karen Allen also returns, and new faces such as Shia LaBeouf and Cate Blanchett are involved.

The teaser trailer is just that: a teaser trailer. There’s nothing that gives away the plot, and basically is broken into three sections:

  • An intro, covering the past three movies
  • The return of Indy, first seen as a shadow
  • A bunch of action scenes

All I can say is that I’m a little underwhelmed by the teaser trailer. It isn’t bad, but it isn’t magnificent, either. I don’t like the opening to the teaser trailer, which tries to label Indiana Jones as a savior to the human race; while maybe he is, I’ve never thought of his character as such, and this trailer seems to make him out to be some superhero. Once it gets past the intro, however, the trailer picks up well enough. The action looks pretty good (though the special effects are a tiny bit questionable)… My only other complaint is that Harrison Ford’s one liners really aren’t that great. It would have been nice to hear him say something a little longer than two or three words; as such, his lines are so short and sweet they don’t give you a chance to laugh.

I would have preferred to see a quick little intro, a bunch of action and one established scene with some funny dialogue. My expectations for this Indiana Jones movie are high, and thus my expectations for the marketing are even higher; this teaser trailer is good, but it could have been better.

DVD Review: Lake Placid 2 Unrated

February 14th, 2008

Lake Placid 2 DVDWhy do I subject myself to watching movies like this? Lake Placid 2: Unrated, a direct-to-DVD horror movie release, was just asking to be bad, and guess what? It is bad. Really bad.

I have to admit that I sort of liked the original Lake Placid, starring Bill Pullman. It was cheesy and not the least bit realistic, but it was a funny little horror movie with a big crocodile. That doesn’t mean I wanted to see a sequel. This movie, starring John Schneider (“Smallville”) and several unrecognizable actors, is once again set at Lake Placid, making you wonder why anyone would go near the water ever again. Two groups find themselves stranded in the wilderness with a giant crocodile (or several giant crocodiles?), one a sheriff, his hot deputy and a few other pieces of fodder, the other the sheriff’s son, his love interest and some more pieces of fodder. As they get picked off one by one by the cheesy-looking monster, one questions whether the budget of the film was a million… pesos.

Lake Placid 2 is entertaining enough, I’ll admit, but has absolutely nothing worthwhile about it. The crocodiles were made on the cheap, and the special effects department clearly had very little to work with. The crocs are about as scary as a little girl in her church outfit, and regardless of the special effects, director David Flores does so little to make his movie exciting, it’s pretty pathetic. With exception to the cliche underwater sequence that every monster movie must have, the audience, and the characters, see and hear the crocodiles coming from a mile away, which removes any tension the film might have been able to muster. The creators of the movie clearly have never seen a crocodile in real life; otherwise, they could have made something a little better than this piece of crap.

The only highlights of Lake Placid 2 are a few shots of nude women, some ridiculously cheesy-looking blood and… well, that’s about it. At least my mother, who loves bad monster movies, will be happy to receive a new DVD for her collection.

Academy Award Analysis: Best Visual Effects Oscar 2008

February 14th, 2008

With the Oscars fast approaching, I figured I’d better start writing about my Oscar picks and predictions. I’ll start with one of the easier categories, the Best Visual Effects category. For the 2008 Academy Awards, three movies are nominated:

  • Transformers
    If this one doesn’t win, I’ll shoot someone. Or I’ll punch a pillow. Or I’ll just shake my head in dismay. The special effects in Transformers are just outstanding, and blew everyone away with how well Michael Bay’s crew seamlessly brought together humans, Los Angeles and gigantic robots that so easily could have ended up being cheesy. This is certainly my pick and prediction. It also helps that the movie was well received with critics and audiences alike.
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
    On the flip side, this third Pirates movie sucked. Of course, not everyone agrees, but neither critics nor audiences were overwhelmingly blown away by the “end” to this franchise (does anyone really believe it’s over?). That being said, the visuals are quite good in it… but are they as good as Transformer’s? No way. If this one wins, I will be highly disappointed.
  • The Golden Compass
    How did this one get on the list? The box office thud had pretty good visual effects, but not great visual effects. They were a little rough around the edges at times, and at the very least didn’t work seamlessly with the rest of the movie. As I will discuss below, there are several movies more deserving of a nomination.

So, what do I think of the nominations? Two of the films don’t surprise me, but The Golden Compass did. Before the nominees were announced, I was actually torn between Transformers and 300 for the top spot. I’ve quite shocked that 300 didn’t get any recognition, given its thunderous box office domination, audience praise and stunning visuals. Were the visuals as good as they are in Transformers? No, maybe not, but the visuals absolutely made 300 the spectacle that it was, and that has to count for something. I mean, the visuals are just amazing in that movie… how the hell did it not get nominated?

Another film that I felt should have been considered is Ratatouille. I’m not sure if there are rules against animated films getting nominated in this category, but Pixar made an amazing little film with some amazing visual effects. Pixar once again set the bar for animated films with this movie.

So, needless to say, I was a bit surprised and not overly happy about the Oscar nominations for Best Visual Effects, but it does make my choice for the Academy Award winner that much easier… Transformers!

Networks Announce Return of TV Shows, Post-Writer’s Strike

February 13th, 2008

Kristen Kreuk PictureThe writer’s strike is over, and all I can say is… thank you Lord! As a result, the major networks have started to release press releases detailing what to expect over the last couple of months. Many people feared that TV shows would be done for the season, but apparently the networks were more worried… As a result, many TV shows are returning this spring. The good news is that Lost, which was originally scheduled for only eight episodes, will now air 13 episodes (albeit with a break in March). The bad news is that Heroes will not return until the fall.

NBC:

  • Medium (Mondays, 10-11 p.m. ET), Continues current run
  • My Name Is Earl (Thursdays, 8-8:30 p.m. ET), Resumes April 3 with one-hour episode
  • 30 Rock (Thursdays, 8:30-9 p.m. ET), Resumes April 10, 5 episodes
  • The Office (Thursdays, 9-9:30 p.m. ET), Resumes April 10, 5-6 episodes
  • Scrubs (Thursdays, 9:30-10 p.m. ET), Resumes April 10
  • ER (Thursdays, 10-11 p.m. ET), Resumes April 10
  • Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (Tuesdays, 10-11 p.m. ET), Resumes April 15
  • Law & Order (Wednesdays, 10-11 p.m. ET), Resumes April 23
  • Heroes – not until the fall!

CBS:

  • How I Met Your Mother, March 17, 9 episodes
  • The Big Bang Theory, March 17, 9 episodes
  • Two and a Half Men, March 17, 9 episodes
  • CSI: Miami, March 24, 8 episodes
  • Cold Case, March 30, 5 episodes
  • Criminal Minds, April 2, 7 episodes
  • CSI: NY, April 2, 7 episodes
  • CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, April 3, 6 episodes
  • Without a Trace, April 3, 6 episodes
  • Ghost Whisperer April 4, 6 episodes
  • Numb3rs, April 4, 6 episodes
  • Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service, April 8, 7 episodes
  • Moonlight, April 11, 4 episodes
  • Rules of Engagement, April 14, 6 episodes
  • Shark, TBA, 4 episodes

CW:

  • Smallville, April, 5-6 episodes
  • Supernatural, April, 5-6 episodes
  • One Tree Hill, April, 5-6 episodes
  • Reaper, April, 5-6 episodes

ABC

  • Lost, 5 additional episodes

Fox

  • Bones, April 14, 4+ episodes
  • House, TBA, 4+ episodes

Sci-Fi

  • Battlestar Galactica, April 4, 10-14 episodes (14 episodes are currently filmed out of a total of 20, rumors are that Sci-Fi may split into two 10-episode seasons)

Werewolves Cry Foul in X-Files 2?

February 11th, 2008

I just read this over at MovieWeb… Apparently, the werewolf rumor revolving around some “leaked” pictures from The X-Files 2, is false. The source in the article is said to be Gil Brooks, and when asked about the rumor, this was the response:

After chuckling a bit, he said that Chris Carter knows what he’s doing, and that the werewolf did exactly what it was supposed to do- throw people off the X-Files scent.

All I can say is: thank God. I did not wait all these years for The X-Files 2 to be about werewolves. Unless this is a double false scent, Mulder and Scully will not be facing cheesy wolf creatures, and I am more than happy with that.

Indiana Jones Movie Trailer Coming This Week!

February 10th, 2008

This is old news by now, but I just read that the movie trailer (well, presumably, the teaser trailer) for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull will arrive in theaters with The Spiderwick Chronicles, and probably sometime soon on the Internet as well.

UPDATE: Paramount sent this to me today…

The trailer will air exclusively on ABC’s “Good Morning America” that morning between 8 a.m. and 9 a.m.  Immediately thereafter, the footage will be available at the film’s official site IndianaJones.com, Yahoo! Movies and in motion picture theaters.

I’m excited.

Heath Ledger’s Death Ruled an Accident. Is that True?

February 6th, 2008

The coroner announced today that Heath Ledger died as a result of an accidental overdose of about a dozen different prescribed medicines, the belief being that he had been prescribed the drugs by different doctors and thus took something that reacted badly with something else. This is all fine and good, and to save a bit of Ledger’s reputation, the death is ruled “accidental”, but how accidental was his death?

After all, the guy literally had a ridiculous amount of different drugs in his system. How can one determine that he took them all intending to simply get high or go to sleep, rather than commit suicide? I’m not saying he did, but how do we know he didn’t? How much of it is a PR move to protect his image? In Ledger’s father’s quote to the press, he specifies “accidental” as if telling us to believe it.

Of course, we do want to believe it. No one likes to hear that someone committed suicide, especially a celebrity who is appreciated and respected by so many people. You look up to people like this and say, “Man, if I had that life…” It’s just a waste. Of course, according to the death report and everyone else, Ledger’s death isn’t a suicide, and that’s fine. But it is clear that Ledger had a problem with drugs… no sane person, no matter how tired or desperate, would take or even acquire the variety of drugs he had in his system. That’s sad to think about, too, because if he had a problem, someone had to know about it, and that someone could have done something to prevent this.

Anyway, those are my thoughts on the Ledger situation. I’ll stop writing about him now, until The Dark Knight comes out, of course.

Out of Town… And Upcoming Movie Reviews

February 6th, 2008

Don CeSar FloridaI thought I was going to be able to maintain my movie blog while I was away, but considering I haven’t posted anything since Friday when I left, I guess not. I traveled down to St. Pete Beach, Florida to stay at the Don CeSar Resort for a client conference unrelated to anything FilmJabber. The hotel is great, other than an air conditioner that wakes me up repeatedly in the middle of the night with just enough warning to give me a mild heart attack, and $7.00 bottled water (not that anyone should drink bottled water, regardless of how terrible the water in the my-vote-doesn’t-count state). While the weather has been a lovely 80-degrees with no clouds and very little wind, I’ve barely had a chance to be outside, though I have spent a lot of time in the Presidential Suite, admiring the view and watching the Giants mount an amazing victory over my CEO’s Patriots. I must admit I was rooting for Eli Manning to pull it off, despite not being a big fan of either team, as the Giants were expected to get their ass kicked – and I don’t know if I can handle Boston getting all the glory these days. That being said, after the Giants took the lead for good, I was quietly rooting for Tom Brady to pull off some magic in those last thirty seconds – what would have been more amazing than Manning’s drive other than an 80-yard comeback with 30+ seconds to go?

Oh, by the way, the hotel had a blackout for about five minutes in the third quarter; thank God nothing was happening at the time, otherwise I would have been even more freaked out than I was.

I’ve watched a couple movies on the trip thus far, though I still have two to go (Mr. Woodcock and David Lynch’s Inland Empire, which I am determined to watch sometime in the next seven years):

  • Dedication, starring Billy Crudup and Mandy Moore. It’s a romantic comedy of sorts, but it’s not all that funny or romantic. A full review will follow within a week.
  • Trade, starring Kevin Kline, about the illegal sex trade between Mexico and the U.S. Not great, but still pretty good at times.

I’ve been frustrated with writing movie reviews of late, as I have been so far behind for so long. I still have to write reviews for The Brothers Solomon, The Namesake and In the Land of Women, all of which I saw in December 2007 (oh, and let’s not forget Gary Busey’s The Gingerdead Man). It’s now February, and that’s just ridiculous. I also have to do reviews for December Boys, Yesterday, Joshua, Margot at the Wedding and probably one or two others.

Anyway, back to my trip… I leave Florida tomorrow to go visit my buddy Tom up in Rhode Island. We’re thinking of going to Montreal (we already have a hotel booked), but it could be a long and icy drive. Also, my flight is currently running through Chicago (yes, not the most direct), and American Airlines was unable to find another flight that runs directly up the eastern seaboard from Tampa to Providence. Instead, they told me that I have to wait until tomorrow to see if my flight is canceled – then they can look into more options. I’m almost hoping for a cancellation so I can get another, more direct flight, but, then again, I don’t really want to deal with that.

Oh, by the way, on my trip over to Tampa from Seattle, I stopped in Dallas for a connection. I was traveling with my CTO (no, not related to FilmJabber), and we swing by a chain restaurant, the name of which I won’t mention. We get seated by the hostess (who was a part of an eager group of hostesses, who looked utterly bored) and suddenly, our waitress pops up from nap time in the booth nearby. She’s pretty hot, I’ll admit, and nearly 24, so she’s not too far off my age range, but of course I’m only there for a couple hours and I’m craving a burger. I have no complaints, but for the hour and a half we’re sitting there, she’s probably sitting with us for an hour of that time, talking us up about all kinds of things, pretty typical things… sports, her hangover from the night before, her sexual fantasies, and the sex she had with her friend’s brother recently. You know, the typical things. I was pretty stunned, though ultimately entertained. Definitely a unique experience in Dallas… though part of me is wishing it had been a MORE unique experience.

So that’s the trip so far. I’ll be back on Sunday, with expectations to get everything rolling and up to date on Monday. Now I just need to find a date for Valentine’s Day, a holiday I loathe with a passion.

Writer’s Strike Rolling to an End

February 3rd, 2008

It looks like the Oscars may go on without a hitch, other than some last minute jokes which surely won’t be any more cringe-inducing than usual. According to an Associated Press article earlier today, sources are saying that the Writer’s Guild is close to coming to an agreement with Hollywood that could end the strike as early as next week.

The writer’s strike, which has stopped Hollywood to a standstill and become major water cooler fodder for just about everyone, has gone on for a staggering three months. The writer’s have their argument – after all, shouldn’t they be compensated for money earned through the Internet? – but it will be nice to have them back working again. Only time will tell how much this will affect movies and television; while most shows have been stopped dead by a lack of new episodes (and Lost only has seven more to go!), the true affects may not be seen until this fall, where many of the projects that would have been written over the last couple of months would make it to the public in finished form. Will there be a fall television season? What will the quality of movies be like? Will the studios attempt to reboot some shows like The Office later this spring?

Assuming the strike ends within the next seven to ten days, I’m sure there will be plenty of announcements as to what shows will restart sooner than later, so on and so forth. All I can say is, about frikkin’ time.

Nathan Vass’ Top Ten Movies of 2007

January 31st, 2008

I, Erik Samdahl, posted my top ten movies of 2007 a couple weeks ago. Here, check out the top ten movies of 2007 as determined by Nathan Vass, who has done occasion guest movie reviews on the website over the last couple of years. Nathan has an excellent but particular taste in movies; I’ll agree with him pretty much spot on 80% of the time, and 10% he’ll absolutely love movies that I simply liked (American Gangster, for one) and the other 10% I couldn’t disagree more (300). Regardless, he writes a lot more poetically than me, so please enjoy his best movies of 2007, as well as some other insightful comments…

1. There Will Be Blood

The boundaries of cinema are now slightly bigger. ‘Blood’ is like nothing you have ever seen, or heard. Every element of it, from Day-Lewis’s blistering, rightly lauded performance to (Radiohead) Jonny Greenwood’s dissonant score- if ever there was a film that defied superlatives, this is it. Anderson’s long takes highlight the performances, and his writing establishes a unique vernacular quite unlike anything I’ve heard, which he slowly escalates to something way beyond tipping point in the final scene, an ungodly stunner that flies in the face of categorization or even description, but must simply be seen to be believed. Everyone knows Day-Lewis is great, but nobody’s ever seen like this before. Steven Spielberg has stated that Anderson is his favorite director of the new generation, and I am inclined to agree. Easily one of the towering cinematic achievements of the new decade.

2. No Country For Old Men

It’s the ending that raises this film to the level of masterpiece. For the first two acts, the Coens make a measured, tense thriller rooted in physicality, with riveting but easily comprehendible situations. Then, the film takes a sharp left turn in its viewpoint, but not its subject matter, forcing us to reevaluate the thematics of what we’ve seen in a way we wouldn’t have expected- it’s about a man’s change in worldview, and how he achieves peace with himself internally, by changing the way he sees things, instead of finding closure physically. It’s a cerebral ending, and a challenging one for most audiences; at first glance it feels unresolved, but in reality it couldn’t be moreso. The film is not exactly very approachable or entertaining, but the execution of the scenes, performances, and in particular, the script, really couldn’t be any better.

3. Zodiac

If you forgot about this film, it’s time to see it again. Another reviewer wrote that if if Fight Club was Fincher’s rock’n'roll masterpiece, this is his twelve-part symphony. Like Oliver Stone’s JFK, the film mines its subject matter for all it’s worth, thereby becoming the definitive last word on its subject (the investigation of the Zodiac murders in 1970s San Francisco). Certainly serial killer movies will continue to be made, but they will be difficult to take seriously in light of this film, which, finally, exposes the true nature of investigative police work and journalism- it is tedious, exhausting, sometimes never-ending- an arduous numbing of the soul. The film is not so much about the Zodiac himself, but about the people who fell to the psychological toll of pursuiing him; one by one they drop out of the picture, until only one (Jake Gyllenhal) is unable to give up, having lost the rest of his life long ago. It’s a bleak picture, but a valuable and cautionary one. Writers will take pleasure in its detail and measured pacing, and especially for its unique inverted-pyramid structure- you’ll know what I mean when you see it.

4. American Gangster

Ridley Scott’s so good that when he turns in another masterpiece, people shrug their shoulders. His new film is as good as any of his others, and well worth the time of any serious filmgoer; the film’s incredibly dense, intricate plotting is reminiscent of JFK. Indeed, Gangster holds the record for the film with the most locations (180). Steven Zaillian’s script takes a unique approach- dozens (about 350, in the shooting script) of very short scenes, many of them without dialogue, sketch together a detailed portrait of two like-minded workaholics on very different career paths.

The two characters seem similar to others we’ve seen before, but there are subtle differences that make them very different. Lucas (Washington) is oblivious to the glamourous side of ‘the life,’ seeing it merely as a lucrative but exhausting business venture; he has conversations with associates not about fast cars or women, but about exclusivity rights and trademark infringement. Roberts is of the same breed, with a little more humanity; both of them define themselves by what they do. Contrary to popular consensus, Crowe’s character is almost more interesting than Washington’s- we wonder what makes him so doggedly honest. Could it be the same vision of the possibilities of America that he shares with Lucas, but from a different angle? A film that stimulates such questions should not be ignored.

I should also note the tremendous performance by Washington; watch him at the moment when he first sees Russell Crowe. You can read a dozen emotions on his face in the space of a few seconds. And then there is the direction- each successive film Ridley makes further cements his status as one of the premier visual stylists of our time. The communicative power of the cinematography, the use of music, the layered but followable script, the sheer size of the picture- it’s all impeccable, and very much deserving of the iconic title.

5. The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford

What lingers in the mind is not the story or plotting, but the atmosphere. This is a film about that which is nearly intangible- the unspoken inner thoughts of others, the gradual shifts in the mind that lead a man to do something he originally couldn’t dream of. Scenes drift past us, at first appearing inconsequential, but in hindsight revealing exactly what we needed to know. The title of the picture tells the what and who; the film tells us the how and the why. The performances by both leads are award-worthy, although the film has somehow been passed over this awards season, despite its undeniable if unique quality.

6. I’m Not There

The film is just like Bob Dylan- frustrating but brilliant, complex but engrossing, always at the cusp of being comprehendible. Most importantly of all- it’s completely uncategorizable. The more you know about Dylan, the more comprehensible the film is, and the more one can appreciate the novel approach (six actors, including an 11-year black boy and Cate Blanchett, portray various sides of the Dylan persona). The fact that the movie actually manages to make any sense at all is a testament to the talent of the filmmakers. Todd Haynes’ direction is highly energetic and hugely ambitious; the visuals are many and varied in their approach. You don’t watch this movie so much as wander around in it- and that’s a good thing. The performances are uniformly excellent, especially Blanchett as the 1960s-era Bob Dylan.

7. The Diving Bell and The Butterfly

Large portions of the film are shot exclusively from the point of view of the protagonist’s left eye- the only part of his body that hasn’t been paralyzed. There are lots of movies about paraplegics; you’ve never seen one like this. Vibrant colors and beautiful compositions leap off the screen; American painter Julian Schnabel’s direction is in-your-face outstanding. Somehow, the film manages to be very uplifting, despite its subject matter. The film concerns the man’s coming to terms with his new state of living, somehow still finding some humor and joy in life. The picture is based on the life of a French editor of Elle magazine, who, upon being paralyzed, dictated his entire autobiography by blinking his left eye.

8. Into The Wild

A fantastically involving picture. Penn’s direction is remarkably fluid, and the questions the story posits are relevant to so many of us; we are allowed to consider the character’s ideas and actions on their own terms, and come to our own conclusions about life. One of the most thought-provoking and deeply rewarding cinematic experiences of the year.

9. Juno

How rare- a comedy made with attention to human nature, exploring its characters not just for laughs but for the same insight we gain from watching dramas. There is a humanity lurking under the too-cool exterior of Juno, and you can sense traces of it in the nuances of Ellen Page’s incredible performance; her quirkiness and ironic attitude conceal something that is never shown in the film, but clearly sensed. It’s a remarkably difficult role. Also rare in a teenage comedy- Juno actually seems like her parent’s child, and we can see where she learned to be the smartass that she is. The drama of the story is real, and earned, and by the end, we feel we’ve been somewhere. The same can’t be said for most comedies today. (Also worth noting: when was the last time you saw a *cool* stepmom in a movie??)

10. Michael Clayton / Atonement / The Bourne Ultimatum

All three films are pitch-perfect examples of their respective genres, and represent filmmakers working at the top of their craft. Gilroy’s Michael Clayton is the best legal picture since Mann’s The Insider, and is astonishingly well written and directed for a first timer; Atonement is a period piece with a very unique story focus (neither of the lead actors are the main characters) and very, very sharp editing and direction; with Bourne Ultimatum, Greengrass has all but perfected his style, shooting a studio tentpole sequel as if it was an indie docudrama; the film is made of three chase sequences, and he injects them with a realism that can’t be achieved any other way. His editing is disorienting but intricate; notice how flows of motion are started in one shot but are almost never continued in the next. The best action picture in several years.

Other comments

Sicko

Great, mostly non-partisan documentary that makes you want to move to France.

Transformers

The fulfillment of Michael Bay’s promise to cinema- beautiful, exquisitely photographed wall-to-wall kinetic movement, complete with laughable dialogue and story. It’s fantastic.

Gone Baby Gone

Ben Affleck’s (co)writing and direction is confident and mature, and best of all, understated. The script uses a crime drama as a template for exploring different, complex points of view on a certain aspect of the human condition.

La Vie En Rose

Nearly the best musical biopic that still uses the musical biopic template (that is, struggling artist makes big, takes drugs, does one last show); the overwhelming advantage here is total non-linearity, connecting scenes not by time but by emotion. Cotllard’s performance is outstanding. Also worth noting is the presence of some incredible dynamic tracking shots.

3:10 To Yuma

Another genre picture that works very well without breaking out of the bounds of its mold. The film is about as good as it could be as such. Worth mentioning is the humanity of the Christian Bale character, and the dynamic between the two leads.

Reign Over Me

A brilliant first hour, very affecting in its realistic approach of a unique dilemma studiously avoided in the movies; the remainder of the picture unfortunately dissolves into typical studio melodrama. A massively unrealistic courtroom scene near the end takes the cake.

Across The Universe

Well worth it for its ambition and creativity;

Hot Fuzz

Another excellent comedy with good characters, albeit a good deal more frivolous, and gory, than Juno; it kicks into high gear in the last half hour. A good number of unmissable scenes.

300

Glorified nihilism at its worst. The film wallows in stereotypes and prejudices, positing psychotic violence as a premier problem-solving tool and worse, a cause for glory. It isn’t that the film’s characters are morally repugnant, although they are; it’s that the film takes a stance that glorifies their outlook. Only in post 9-11 America could a picture like this be so well-received. I recognize its many strong points (the visuals are undeniably great), and want to like the picture, but am unable to get past its non-relation to reality. I should stress that despite that, it is not, however, a bad film by any means.

Beowulf

People will laugh about this film in times to come- indeed, some already are. Zemeckis has miraculously forgotten how to make the masterpieces for which he is famous, choosing instead to turn a piece of epic literature into a short, action-fluff piece that doesn’t even work on its own terms. 3D effects are particularly risible, essentially emphasizing foreground/background contrasts, throwing the swishing arrow in every now and then. The novelty wears off fast, and 3D shots thrown in for their own sake will seem extraneous and oddly paced on the 2D dvd.

The Kingdom

A surprising disappointment. The film dares to simplify America’s involvement in Iraq, and all the complexities involved, into a big-budget version of CSI. The story and imagery, at times, smacks of blatant wish-fulfillment, particularly in the climactic gun battle. The opening credits set us up for a story that builds upon the complicated, violent history of Saudi Arabia, but only offers us a peek in the film’s final 30 seconds. The rest is a (very) well-executed version of a mediocre and irrelevant story- not something promised in the film’s opening.

Grindhouse

Ebert writes, “This evocation of a grindhouse may have existed somewhere, sometime, but my movie-going reaches back to before either director was born, and I have never witnessed a double bill and supporting program much like the one they have created…. “Grindhouse” is an attempt to re-create a double feature that never existed for an audience that no longer exists.” He is right, but the films stand on their own, even if their origins don’t. Rodriguez understands the appeal of the “good bad film,” and offers an excellent one with Planet Terror, which involves zombies, Bin Laden assassins, barbeques and small motorcycles; Tarantino’s segment is actually intended to be a good movie- which it is- and focuses on too-hip dialogue, female feet, a kinetic car chase, and some fairly disturbing violence that is ambiguous in its intent on the viewer. An excellent, unique package, overflowing with its filmmakers’ creativity and love for their medium.

The Savages

Hoffman nails it, again. Linney proves herself once more. Tamara Jenkins’ script moves well, exploring an unexplored but universal topic (what do we do with our aging parents?) with detail and good humor.

Eastern Promises

Cronenberg’s non-direction appears as a missed opportunity at first sight, but upon further reflection is quite effective. His use of slightly wider-angle lenses and compositions that center shoulders instead of heads doesn’t even register on first viewing. He infuses a subtle sense of dread through mostly indiscernible means; he pointedly asks us to wonder what the different characters are thinking, a task many filmgoers may not be accustomed to. Note the way he reveals that one of the characters is homosexual. The use of readings from a diary, peripherally related to all the characters, is timed to suggest the inner motivations of the characters then onscreen. A unique, film-going experience. Worth mentioning is the climactic (and unending) bathhouse fight, which shows us the visceral vulnerability of close combat in ways we’ve definitely haven’t seen before.

Clean Flix Operator Busted Having Sex With Underage Girls

January 30th, 2008

Oh, religious conservatives. How their hypocrisy continues to amaze me. Of course, that’s a broad generalization… I’m sure there are a lot of religious conservatives who practice what they preach; then again, I’m sure there are a lot who either lie to themselves, lie to others or are just downright hypocrites.

Take one Daniel Thompson, who up until recently was the operator of the Flix Club in Orem, Utah. The Flix Club is a part of the Clean Flix chain, which has drawn fire in recent years from the major studios for altering their films to be, shall we say, PG-rated. The chain illegally removes scenes depicting sex and violence from home videos, and essentially waters down perfectly good films for those who are too afraid to watch quality stories the way their creators meant for them to be watched.

Anyway, needless to say, the Clean Flix chain – and, specifically, the Flix Club – appeals mainly to religious conservatives. One would guess that the Flix Club is operated by a religious conservative. Maybe. Then again, maybe he’s a man who likes to have sex with underage girls and film them for his pornographies.

Yes, Daniel Thompson, operator of Utah-based Flix Club, was arrested for statutory rape. According to Orem police, Thompson also told the girls his business was “actually a cover for a pornography studio  and asked them to participate in making a porn movie.” Large amounts of pornography was found at the business. Needless to say, Thompson claims he didn’t know the girls were underage and that the pornos were for his own personal collection.

With Senator Larry Craig and seemingly countless other disgraced religious conservatives popping up every year, not to mention priest abuse and so on and so forth, it’s just amazing that… well, I’ll just leave it at that.

Should Heath Ledger Be Replaced in His Next Movie?

January 30th, 2008

Johnny Depp is being rumored to replace Heath Ledger in the upcoming Terry Gilliam movie The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, which begs the question: if a leading actor dies, what should happen to the film?

My personal belief is that a movie shouldn’t die based on one man alone. After all, there are hundreds of other people involved in the making of a film, and as tragic as Heath Ledger’s death was, should all their work be put to waste? Furthermore, what about the guy who wrote the movie? How would you feel if your work was about to be put into action and then it was stopped indefinitely.

The current status of the The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus movie is that it is on hold, but I’m sure we’ll see an incarnation of it at some point or another. Despite my belief above, according to MovieWeb, filming of the picture was almost complete, which begs another question:

What do you do with all that footage? Obviously, it will be released at some point or another, but if filming was nearly complete, does it make sense to redo all of his scenes with another actor or do something else (CGI, stand-in, what?). Some options might be disrespectful, others financially or artfully inappropriate, but if filming was almost complete, what makes the most sense?

In a recent Sun Times article, co-star Christopher Plummer said that there may be a way to salvage the film without Heath Ledger:Terry Gilliam is “trying to work out at this moment how to continue on. Fortunately, because the film deals with magic, there is a way, perhaps, of turning Heath into other people.”

So what will happen? Who knows. What should happen? I think they should try as hard as they can to finish the film without replacing him. Hell, turn the movie into a homage for Heath Ledger and have someone else play his remaining scenes. Terry Gilliam sure has a tough decision on his hands.

You Do Realize G.I. Joe (2009) is Going to Suck, Right?

January 29th, 2008

G.I. Joe MovieSome people are excited for 2009′s action movie G.I. Joe. After all, the movie is based on one of the most popular and iconic television shows of the 1980′s. There are millions of fanboys drooling over the release of this film (Garth, you reading?). And, other than the fact U.S. foreign policy is hated by most countries right now (the movie rectifies this by making G.I. Joe an international task force), a movie such as this is prime for the making.

However, you do realize G.I. Joe is going to suck, right? And when I say “suck”, I mean you are going to want to stick a vacuum cleaner inside your own skull and suck whatever remnants of your brain you have left. It’s going to be that bad.

Yes, the G.I. Joe movie is being directed by Stephen Sommers. This is old news, but as more and more casting developments emerge (Channing Tatum as Duke, Arnold Vosloo as Zartan), I finally realized who was masterminding the film. Sommers isn’t Uwe Boll, of course, but in terms of influence, power and reach, he is much, much worse. Unlike Uwe Boll’s films, which are terrible beyond belief but generally make a few million dollars in sales before disappearing into the night, Stephen Sommers movies actually make a ton of money.

Still holding out hope? Let me remind you that Stephen Sommers directed The Mummy. Okay, that one wasn’t that bad, if you like mindless entertainment. But he also directed The Mummy Returns, which is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Disagree with me on that? Tell me you liked the ending, where Brenden Fraser escapes the sandstorm and the little monkey mummies via a crude airship that showed up out nowhere to unleash upon the audience some of the most terrible special effects of the modern blockbuster. Come on, tell me you liked that ending! (if you did, I shake my head in pity) Oh, and Stephen Sommers also directed Van Helsing, another disaster of an action film that also featured some pretty lousy special effects.

And they put this man in charge of G.I. Joe, one of your childhood favorites. I feel your pain, I really do, but yes, G.I. Joe is going to suck big time.