Release Date
April 24, 2009 (LA/NY)
DVD Release Date
August 4, 2009 (Buy on Amazon)
Director
Simon Hunter
Writer
Philip Eisner
Cast
Thomas Jane, Ron Perlman, Devon Aoki, John Malkovich
Studio
Running Time
111 minutes
MPA Rating
Rated R for strong bloody violence and language throughout
What is Mutant Chronicles about?
At the end of the Ice Age, The Machine came from the outer space with the purpose to change men into mutants. However, a hero defeated the device and a great seal was laid over The Machine. In 2707, the depleted world is ruled by four Corporations: Mishima, Bauhaus, Capitol and Imperial that are in constant war. During a battle between Capitol and Bauhaus, the great seal is broken and The Machine works again transforming... Full synopsis »
MOVIE REVIEW
Why I do this to myself I have no idea. For you, my readers, I suppose. Or a deep-rooted sense to intellectually cut myself at every possible opportunity. My roommate and I sat down last night and for the next hour and a half submitted ourselves to every bad camera angle, shot, corny piece of dialogue and unintelligible moment of Mutant Chronicles has to offer. It was painful, but Mutant Chronicles is one of those movies that are so bad they're good. Full movie review »


