The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry – and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.

MOVIE REVIEW

A movie you know is going to be bad, Epic Movie is the latest in a string of poorly done parodies, a genre that was rebooted by the Scary Movie franchise. Remember The Naked Gun movies and how funny they were? The time for slapstick spoofs has come and gone, and we're left with this piece of crap, which makes fun of "epic" movies that have occurred over the last few years.
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