Kick-Ass (2010)

Comedy Action

“How come nobody’s ever tried to be a superhero?” When Dave Lizewski – ordinary New York teenager and rabid comic-book geek dons a green-and-yellow internet-bought wetsuit to become the no-nonsense vigilante, Kick-Ass, he soon finds an answer to his own question: because it hurts. But, overcoming all the odds, the eager yet inexperienced Dave quickly becomes a phenomenon, capturing the imagination of the public. However, he’s not the only superhero out there – the fearless... Full synopsis »

I feel icky just saying it, but I'm in love with an 11-year old. No, not like that, but the very statement overwhelms me with guilt. After all, I shouldn't have feelings for a sociopathic killer who gets excited over some sophisticated switchblade brand. The relationship just wouldn't work. We'd get into a fight and she wouldn't threaten to cut me - she would just do it. I'd sit down to watch some television, knowing that at any given minute she could just erupt and stab me through the back of the skull with a katana sword, staining my nice couch with my valuable brain. She also has daddy issues, too - he likes to shoot people and light them on fire. Still, it's hard not to love Hit Girl, isn't it? Full movie review »

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